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My name is Freya, and I'm a 44 year old woman, who plays farm games in her spare time.
There. It's out there. I grow parsnips and sell them to Pierre in the Pelican Town Londis.
I also make imaginary monsters fight each other, until they faint, for money. Not very vegan of me … but good fun.
I tried action games and I'm rubbish at them. I am rubbish at dri…
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